banno, dhanno and teja in bumm-bumm-bhole-land

the elephant in my room

These days I am having to contend with someone who is there but is pretending not to be.

I wonder what it takes to be so busy that you get 200 emails in your inbox everyday which thereby allows you not to answer a single one of them.

I wonder what it would take me to be so busy that I get 200 emails in my inbox everyday.

I wonder if advertisements encouraging me to enlarge my penis count.

About these ads

7 comments on “the elephant in my room

  1. dustedoff
    August 12, 2011

    That last sentence is a killer! LOL. I was reminded of someone I know slightly, who sent me a link to their blog (now, alas, defunct), giving me the proud news that he had received over 300 comments in a matter of a couple of weeks. The link to the comments, unfortunately, led to a bunch of messages, all spam and mostly advertising porn. ..

    • Banno
      August 12, 2011

      Dustedoff, I would be seriously worried if I started getting 300 comments. I think I may stop writing out of shock. :)

  2. Priyanka Victor
    August 13, 2011

    I got the same mail :P
    And I’m a girl.

    LOL.

    • Banno
      August 14, 2011

      Priyanka, My problem is I don’t get any mail except for these ads. And though I’m not a girl, I am a woman. :)

  3. desi-at-large
    August 19, 2011

    Banno, I’m sad – I always wanted to ask you for your email address but thought, what’s the use, you’re busy sorting through the 200-odd emails every quarter of the day.
    Hey, I’ve received Viagramail quite often – here I was, stupidly content with my femine status.

    • Banno
      August 19, 2011

      Desi-at-large, no, thankfully, I don’t get 200 emails every day. My colleague does, or pretends she does. :)

      I just have to console myself with junk mail.

  4. desi-at-large
    August 19, 2011

    Eeesh, typo – feminine, I meant to say (while writing, I’d changed my sentence to avoid saying femininity). Email address nahin likha!

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